Kaffiend
Warmly-run Desi all-day breakfast & brunch cafe on Green St serving halal English/American/Desi breakfasts and karak chai.
Why it's listed: Desi breakfast/brunch cafe, Green St Muslim area, halal
Profile last updated 14 July 2026.
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The business claims it
Structured facts from the listing and website.
- Cuisine style
- Desi-influenced all-day breakfast and brunch cafe (English, American and Desi breakfasts, omelettes, karak chai)“We ordered an English breakfast, eggs Benedict, a Desi omelette, and an American breakfast”
— reviews - Halal status
- fully halal“Halal food is served here.”
— reviews - Service modes offered
- dine in · takeaway“went back in for a quick takeaway for a friend”
— reviews - Alcohol policy
- alcohol free“cafe; breakfast/brunch, no alcohol mentioned in any review”
— types - Price band
- midrange“paying for a meal £13.99 ... £2.95 for small size cup”
— reviews
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Customers reveal it
Recurring signal mined from real reviews — with receipts.
- Atmosphere as customers describe it
- Warm, welcoming and clean; regulars compare the feel to a premium Mayfair spot, with family seating downstairs.“makes you feel like you're in a premium location like Mayfair”
— reviews - Occasions customers use it for
- breakfast · brunch · family meals“One of my favourite spots for breakfast and brunch ... There's seating downstairs for families”
— reviews - Dishes customers name repeatedly
- Desi breakfast · American breakfast (with pancake) · eggs Benedict / eggs royale · karak / masala chai“I had the Desi Breakfast, which was one of the best I've had in London”
— reviews - Recurring caveats in reviews
- occasional food-quality inconsistency · chai/portion vs price complaints“the eggs had an unpleasant smell ... karak chai was a big letdown”
— reviews - Service character as customers describe it
- Fast, friendly and personable service; host Alina is repeatedly singled out for warmth.“the service was incredibly quick, and the staff were so friendly and welcoming”
— reviews - Value for money as customers see it
- Mostly seen as worth it, but a minority feel the food quality and small chai portions don't justify the prices.“the prices were much higher than what you'd expect for something so underwhelming”
— reviews
voice 3
Only the owner knows it
Questions we hold for the kitchen itself. Unanswered until they answer.
We're holding 9 questions for the owner — families & kids, best occasions & the vibe, vegan, coeliac & allergy options, why choose you, groups, private hire & catering, booking or walk-in?, good to know before you visit, must-order dishes, made in-house & sourcing — and will publish the answers here once confirmed.